Brass Monkey Dumb Things My Kid Said Tiny Diary

Kids say the darndest (and dumbest) things—and now you have the perfect place to record every last one of them. This ridiculously small diary (just 2.75” x 3.75”) is made to capture all those hilarious, weird, and downright confusing quotes your little genius blurts out. With 112 gilded-edge pages, it’s like a time capsule for your kid’s finest moments of accidental comedy.

This diary might look sweet and old-fashioned, but on the inside? Pure chaos. It’s the ideal combo of elegant design and “I can’t believe you just said that.” Finally, a place to memorialize the time your kid called an avocado “green butter” or asked if clouds have feelings.

* Features 112 pages
* Hard-bound, felt cover with gold-edged pages
* Size: 2.75″ x 3.75″ x .06″ (7 X 9 X 2 cm)